The Weasel Chronicles

For those who don't already know and have been waiting with anticipation, I found a bagel slicer. It was a lonely bagel slicer perched atop a stack of serving trays, abandoned and unloved. I have since given it a home and in return it has enabled me to slice bagels correctly, the two sides more or less even in width. I've been asked "Why do you need a bagel slicer, as slicing bagels is not all tha difficult". Truth is, bagel slicing is difficult for me and my inability to cut things properly. It happens regardless of what I'm cutting be it bagels, bread, wood or drugs. So I can now happily have properly sized bagels halves at work. Unfortunately, the bagels from the local supermarket do not fit in the bagel slicer and as such, will be of no use to me anymore. Fortunately, I've managed to try the Costco bagels and discovered that they are, indeed tasty. For the record, my favourite bagels are either sesame seed or poppy seed, the latter of course could make for some interesting results in the random drug testing, which does not occur at work anyway so I guess it really doesn't mean much.